My guess is he's got a life sentence or something and if he lets the other inmates cum on his tummy-tat, he can comfortably pick up the soap without fear of a snack attack in the bum
Thank you! I was scrolling and scrolling like... are we.. just not gonna talk about that foot then or what? But here we are. What the fuck is going on with that foot?
A good friend of mine is a tattoo artist and wanted to tattoo the word "fag" on my ass with an anarchy symbol for the A, said she'd do it for free. I was totally down until I realized if I end up in jail some day... I'm not going to want that on my ass.
I never thought I’d see a worse tattoo then the guy who I almost hooked with at a party once, but this tops it. Dude had a tattoo of an elephant, penis was the trunk. He got mad I was laughing so hard and took off. At least this dude is using it like a bright color in nature, you don’t even have to see him naked.
It's been 10 years since the apocalypse. Society has recreated itself as a harsher, more tribal world. Clan warlords get the women to themselves, and the soldiers make due. It's Friday night. With no internet or electricity, there's only one kind of porn. Jerry, who is too old to work, would have died out by now, but the tribe keeps him around for one reason. He stands, goes to the front of the crowded room of lonely men, and removes his shirt. He stands there, thinking of the kid he once was who thought this tattoo was a great idea. Focusing on these memories helps him avoid eye contact as he hears zippers being unzipped all around him. But hey, at least his tattoo being a substitution for old girly rags gets him food.
Why does she only have one hole? And which of the three is it supposed to be? It looks more like an asshole, but it’s located where the vagina should be… And why doesn’t the vulva have labias? Edit to add omg her foot, I didn’t even see it at first
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Do you think this guy jerks off to his own belly button in the mirror?
Now that makes a little more sense
If his dick is long enough he can fuck is own belly button right?
Jerks off IN To his own belly button in the mirror probably
Who wants sloppy seconds?
Oh my.. He does doesn’t he 😳
He probably tryd to get his friends to jerk off onto his belly
Wait....we arent suppose to be doing that? Why didnt anyone tell me.
Try explaining that to your future gf
that IS his girlfriend
"Future girlfriend" implying he will get one.
Try walking around a water park
I doubt a girlfriend is going to be on the cards anytime soon.
That mfer ain't gettin' no bitches. Otherwise he wouldn't need to get them tattooed on himself...
Who needs a gf when you can just fuck your own belly button
I don't think his waifu minds.
Pretty sure he'll never have that problem.
Don't think he's gotta worry about a future gf
My guess is he's got a life sentence or something and if he lets the other inmates cum on his tummy-tat, he can comfortably pick up the soap without fear of a snack attack in the bum
I ran across a guy on Facebook with a similar style tattoo. His pictures were on the beach with his 3 kids next to him. Wtf
He just made himself the girlfriend
That won’t be necessary
I don't think that is going to be an issue.
Maybe his gf picked it out, before she dumped him.
He will literally never have sex with a woman unless the shirt stays on. The future looks lonely for this man.
The longer I stare at her right foot the less it makes sense.
Thank you! I was scrolling and scrolling like... are we.. just not gonna talk about that foot then or what? But here we are. What the fuck is going on with that foot?
The ball of her foot is over shaded and out of proportion. Makes it look like a claw thing with the actual toes curling in.
Right foot be looking like a ninja turtle hand
What doesn’t makes sense is she doesn’t even have a butthole
Her right foot looks like the hand of a doctor Seuss character
That and her missing butthole looks off for sure.
That’s zoidberg
He’s going to regret that if he ever goes to prison
There is no way that guy isn't going to prison sooner or later. 100% a sex offender.
A good friend of mine is a tattoo artist and wanted to tattoo the word "fag" on my ass with an anarchy symbol for the A, said she'd do it for free. I was totally down until I realized if I end up in jail some day... I'm not going to want that on my ass.
Imagine if an inmate tried to fuck his bellybutton
Plot twist: He's already in prison and the nastiness in your mind is exactly the reason why he got that tattoo, and why it looks freshly used.
He is going to regret that no matter what
Where did her anus go?
To her right foot
Came for this. Where is her asshole? That’s the trashy part.
That is one weird looking bellybutton.
I’m thinking (hoping) he had the inside tattooed black, otherwise I’m worried
Frequently used...
It's surprisingly... deep
I think it's just the tattoo making it look funky, if it actually looks that dark naturally homie got some issues
What’s that sub where it’s bad taste but well done? That belongs there really
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But this isn't well done... What's up with that weird hand foot?
I don't think it's well done. The right foot looks like a mutant mitten. Also there doesn't appear to be a backdoor.
Well done? Bro, there isn’t even a butthole!
But it isn't executed well. She got no butthole.
dontputyourdickinthat
This guy can never enjoy a water park.
hope he invests in a swimshirt
Internal reflection isn't this guy's strong suit.
Belly bussy
they also had their bellybutton orifice deepened to accept length
Also, why doesn't she have an asshole
What a terrible day to have eyes
I can't even imagine what it was like as the tattoo artist having to do that...
Are you kidding? That guy made bank and got to help someone ruin their life in the process.
Unfortunately I’m sure they’ve seen and done worse than that.
I doubt that’s a tattoo, that looks either just painted on or photoshop.
Does that look like an actual tattoo to anyone?
It's like a thousand bucks.
Can only imagine how it will age 😅
C’mon! I mean… where’s her asshole?! Draw in the asshole!
That would be inappropriate, plus he probably thinks girls don't even shit
I hope he doesn’t plan on having sex literally ever again
Again?
He's a weeb, so no worries.
Or taking his shirt off in front of other people, ever.
I said what, what, where's the butt?
I understand this reference!
I never thought I’d see a worse tattoo then the guy who I almost hooked with at a party once, but this tops it. Dude had a tattoo of an elephant, penis was the trunk. He got mad I was laughing so hard and took off. At least this dude is using it like a bright color in nature, you don’t even have to see him naked.
How do you get a tattoo of an elephant with a dick trunk and get MAD when people laugh?
He's going to go to prison and get fucked in the bellybutton.
Will never understand the fascination dudes have with anime girls .... Pretty sad
Especially since this is a serious roadblock to getting the real thing
I bet is just temporary tattoo to showoff.
It looks a bit used frankly.
nothowbellybuttonswork
It’s not even 10am and I’ve seen enough internet for today.
Ngl The Art is well done but why?
Seriously. Props to the tattoo artist because it's really well done...
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Why is his belly button so endless looking?
Will never get invited to the nieces birthday pool party.
No butthole?
I can't even play devils advocate for this one. Bro needed therapy, not a tattoo.
Do you think he busts a nut while laying down so it goes into his belly button
Wow that is fucking aweful
Navel always smelling stanky
That is well done. Trashy, but well done.
Hypothetically, if a man were to jack off to this, is he technically jacking off to a man?
what did you do??
It's all fun and games until his buddies start fucking his bellybutton
That's a good way to attract dudes 👀
It's been 10 years since the apocalypse. Society has recreated itself as a harsher, more tribal world. Clan warlords get the women to themselves, and the soldiers make due. It's Friday night. With no internet or electricity, there's only one kind of porn. Jerry, who is too old to work, would have died out by now, but the tribe keeps him around for one reason. He stands, goes to the front of the crowded room of lonely men, and removes his shirt. He stands there, thinking of the kid he once was who thought this tattoo was a great idea. Focusing on these memories helps him avoid eye contact as he hears zippers being unzipped all around him. But hey, at least his tattoo being a substitution for old girly rags gets him food.
dontputyourdickinthat
Where's the butthole? Lol this is so damn weeby
The school uniform takes this to a whole new level of reprehensible.
Does he let his homies fuck his belly button?
the sock hand foot weirdness with two big toes…
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Idk if it's due to the tattoo but man his bellybutton is like a dark abyss
Now he can stare at himself in the mirror and jerk off into the sink. Saves time and cleanup.
Later in prison he is taken hostage coz someone wants to wank off looking his belly Chan
Yeah... he will never regret that one... /smh looks like he got that wierdo gene.
So.. You let dudes fuck your belly button? No way any chicks are going to want to fuck you..
Are there any tattoo artist that deny these kind of requests? Because wtf
This guy stares at the mirror while he is masturbating.
There's obviously some surgical intervention on that belly button. I wonder if it happened before the idea for this tattoo, or because of it.
he put in the wrong hole
Don't go to prison man
Imagine working with someone who had this tattoo hiding under a suit or uniform 🥴
He can never swim again
Hope he likes creeps at the river/lake/pool jerking it to him. Also, now he can just jerk it in the mirror 🪞
I showed this to my girlfriend asking if I should get this and she got mad at me
How to get your belly button raped in prison
He will be very, very, very popular in prison...
Hes a favorite in the county lockup...i can just tell
Imagine this guy going to the beach lol
When he whacks off he can cum into his own vergina.
Why does she only have one hole? And which of the three is it supposed to be? It looks more like an asshole, but it’s located where the vagina should be… And why doesn’t the vulva have labias? Edit to add omg her foot, I didn’t even see it at first
Don’t be silly. Everyone knows women don’t shit, or fart. Most don’t even pee, unless it’s a group activity.
because she has a long taint
That kinda looks like a school uniform…. Double yikes.
Let's just pretend she repeated 12th grade 10 times.
Damn don’t go to prison with that, unless you don’t mind literally having your guts fucked.
Popular guy in jail
dontputyourdickinthat
I showed this to my wife her response was “I don’t want it to be real “.
That belly button look a little stretched to anyone else?
His friends need something to put their tiny penises in…
Ah yes, a man who will never have sex with anything other than a doll for the rest of his existence.
Forget about cigarettes, this dude is going to be most distributed asset in the whole prison system with that tattoo.
That dude better not end up in jail! He’s going to have one sore ass belly button…
Tell me you will never get laid without telling me you will never get laid.
Or married
She ain't got an asshole or some shit? That's a better question then just "WTF?"
Wow, there's been some fucked up tattoos on this sub, but this takes the whole cake.
Please tell me that is not real.
his mom now makes him wear a shirt for all outdoor water family events
That belly button looks like it's got some mileage.
He’s gone be a huge hit in prison
Its a pretty well done tattoo, but WOW that guy's never taking his shirt off in front of anyone ever again
Is that an invite for his male friends?
plot twist: he actually gay, he wants straight men to c*m on him
Yep, if this is what humans have come to, i feel like i have no longer connection to this world
Hope that mf never goes to prison.
Please GOD NO
Looks more like a butt hole than pussy but oh well.
Honestly? I would watch this guy get his belly button fucked just for curiosities sake
Heh, the circles this guy moves within does not have the kind of women who overly care about style.
I hate your title...
Truly repulsive lol
Will tattoo artists just tattoo pretty much whatever?
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Maybe she’s a bird and that’s her cloaca?
That is disgusting and ugly 😂
Why does it look used already
For his sake I hope he never goes back to prison. I did say “back” on purpose.
I mean, who doesn't want to wank off to the naked teenager on their chest, this is clearly the best decision this man made in his entire life.
Hes ready for the beach, all the ladies be flockin' his way.
Did he tattoo the inside of his belly button? Aye carumba!
Why??
Belly buttonussy
Most popular guy in prison.
What’s that gonna look in 50 years when he’s got a pot belly and wrinkles? 😂
That better be marker
How to get stabbed in jail 101
Man, some tattoo artists will put fucking anything on you nowadays.
Wheres her butthole just curious
https://i.imgur.com/Aminhhj.jpg
Holy shit, how deep is his navel?
Technically this concept would work for innies and outies
I'm fucking deceased that shit is so cringe its hilarious and sad at the same time fuck man lol
Finally, one that I think is actually trashy.
Honeslty smart. I've been looking for a way to ensure no women ever ever talk to me
That’s… disturbingly well done.
belly buttonussy
Da fuck, nobody wants to see that in bed. Highly unlikely he has a mate.
dontputyourdickinthat
I’m genuinely upset that I got aroused by this.
now his friends can creampie his belly button
This is the stupidest shit I've ever seen.
This guy has never had sex in his life and never will
Uugghhh why does it have to be a school girl so creepy
Prison will be a hard place for this guy
Are we just glossing over the fact she has no dirtbox?
OP great job on that title, the post already made me sick but you just took it to another level.
bitch got club foot. lol my god