Monkey paw time

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  1. You're ragingly horny all the time and must relieve yourself daily no matter what for the rest for your life or you die, you also can't control when

  2. I wish for the power to know where anything is, for example if there is someone missing i could instantly know their location or if there is 20 cups and 1 is poison i could instantly know which is poisoned.

  3. I get teleported into the air in a Space suit falling from orbit with a live audience and scream out random shit about myself while falling

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