You don’t just pick up the whole thing. First, you siphon the piss out. Just stick a hose in, and get it started by sucking with your mouth and voila - piss siphon.
Assuming there’s a drain in the floor, I’d just shoot it with like a BB gun from a distance and let it either pop or leak out. Then thoroughly wash the floor.
Eventually this becomes a game of piss roulette where you don’t know if your turn going to be the straw that broke the camels back and soaks your shoes with 300 different dudes piss
I just love that every valiant motherfucker that went up and pissed in that was like “Betcha I can do it without it bursting,” but there was, eventually, someone that lost the bet and came out covered in SO many other people’s piss.
True story, I worked at a very busy 7-Eleven for 4 years (it was right off 95) and one day the toilet in the men's room stopped flushing. But it was a Saturday of a holiday weekend and men continued to go in and out of that bathroom for several hours before one single gentleman told me that the toilet wasn't working.
I was in a pub ( I'm Ireland based) on Christmas eve and somebody had taken a dump in a urinal. Janitorial / Custodial jobs are probably one of the jobs where you witness literally the shittiest of human behaviour.
Imagine being the custodian responsible for cleaning that up. Do the people who do things like this just not understand or not care that a real life human being just like them will have to go behind them and clean this up?? Disgusting people
You can also blame building management for creating such a ridiculous situation. Like just block off the urinal completely. Humans will always be humans. Leave a bag covering and loads of dudes drunk or not will find it hilarious to still piss there.
Every time someone pees in that bag it’s like playing russian roulette. Will you be the one to finally put enough pee in it for it to rip and get all over your shoes and legs?
Thoughts and prayers for the poor janitor who has to resolve this. How to take out the bag without it breaking? Leave it in there to evaporate naturally over time? Get a siphon pump and transfer the accumulation to a solid container?
At this point it's a game. Piss in the bag and risk it finally bursting, or get the satisfaction of knowing you added to the piss that'll one day drown some unlucky sod in a torrential flood of peepee juice.
Restrooms in public areas can really get nasty. I was going to say that this photo was from a truck stop as truckers are notorious for pissing in bottles and then throwing the bottles out wherever they stop.
I wouldn't want to be in that bathroom at all. For one, it clearly isn't cleaned much, but also I'd fear that bag bursting and releasing gallons of piss. There's no outrunning that.
Back in the frat days dudes used to do this and make the freshman clean it (I was one of the freshman at one point) lmao good times. I hope this isn’t a public restroom but it’s probably a frat lol
Hate to be the guy who has to pick that up
I'm just worried about the chance of a hole opening in the bag mid clean-up.
There is likely a drain on the ground just out of site. I would poke it and let it drain. Can’t believe they let it get to this point lol
You don’t just pick up the whole thing. First, you siphon the piss out. Just stick a hose in, and get it started by sucking with your mouth and voila - piss siphon.
Just get in there with a straw. Easy cleaning, no mess.
Assuming there’s a drain in the floor, I’d just shoot it with like a BB gun from a distance and let it either pop or leak out. Then thoroughly wash the floor.
How much would you have to get paid to be that guy
I'd probably get a wet vac for this fucker...would rather clean that afterwards than soak my feet in piss
Lance it, and let it drain into the floor drain. Then mop the rest.
Just syphon it out with a hose. Always hated when I needed to syphon petrol and got some in my mouth.
One of the nastiest things I’ve ever seen
Eventually this becomes a game of piss roulette where you don’t know if your turn going to be the straw that broke the camels back and soaks your shoes with 300 different dudes piss
Slap the bag!
You can fit so much piss in this bad boy
pops
Imagine a piss filled waterbed‽ !!!!!
Forbidden keg stand
Forbidden apple juice
Free drinks?
No, it's 2022. Inflation high yo, $1 entry fee now. All you can drink though... 👍
How you brought a straw!
The toilet has its own catheter
Lmao what the actual shit is that? Any attempt in picking that thing up the whole thing will burst like a water balloon x)
Just throw a giant paper towel in there to soak it up
“What the actual piss is that” FTFY
Omg the smell has to be horrendous
Ewwwwww
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If you look at top of the bag where it ties to the urinal you can tell its photoshopped, one of the handles just stops midair
Ummm I don’t see a sign….
I do
I think the sign is the big bag of piss under the urinal.
Plus it has a hole in the side so…
Aahhh Frys Electronics
Kind of sums up how that place ended.
I just love that every valiant motherfucker that went up and pissed in that was like “Betcha I can do it without it bursting,” but there was, eventually, someone that lost the bet and came out covered in SO many other people’s piss.
Could you imagine how bad it would smell
Wtf?
I almost puke
If you need to at least the bag's right there.
Definition of a ticking time bomb
Step right up, step right up. Who’ll be the one to break the bag?
It seems like a twisted frat challenge, piss til someone rips it then you get the shame and have to clean it up. Really disgusting 🤮
Some reason this reminds me of the movie, Strange Brew, in the scene where Bob & Doug drink their way out of a vat of beer.
Everybody outta the way I gotta take a leak it's gonna explode eh!!
That’s a deep cut. I haven’t thought about that movie in ages.
A simple straw would handle this problem
How many guys did it take to thrust their dicks through the slit to fill up the bag?
That’s what I’m saying yk how close you’d have to be to piss in that, you’d fall over from the smell for sure lmao
gimme a paper straw and that shits done with in about 3 minutes
I've been there at Yankees stadium and Istanbul.
A needle and...
POKE A HOLE IN IT
Bro I think I might piss in there tho
i would piss in it that’s cool asf
Clearly not a UK Pub. There's no way someone wouldn't play last order darts with that
Gonna have to poke a hole in it and drain it into another bag or tub, and repeat until it’s light enough to carry away
It's beautiful
Honestly, it still beats a bucket full of liquid shit due to a faulty sewer ejector pump. Just shop vac it out to a drain or toilet that still works.
It seems the only strategy is to syphon it from a tube into a bucket.
10/10 would stand in line to piss there next.
True story, I worked at a very busy 7-Eleven for 4 years (it was right off 95) and one day the toilet in the men's room stopped flushing. But it was a Saturday of a holiday weekend and men continued to go in and out of that bathroom for several hours before one single gentleman told me that the toilet wasn't working.
I was in a pub ( I'm Ireland based) on Christmas eve and somebody had taken a dump in a urinal. Janitorial / Custodial jobs are probably one of the jobs where you witness literally the shittiest of human behaviour.
How....why....no....
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That's not in my job description Boss!
You can't atop the idiots. We have never seen a change. Just pictures of wonderment.
Gulp* gulp* gulp*
Relevant username
What am I even looking at?
Survivorship bias says that thing isn't going to burst
Pissing roulette
thats alot of applejuice
It's like russian roulette, but with piss covered feet.
Imagine being the custodian responsible for cleaning that up. Do the people who do things like this just not understand or not care that a real life human being just like them will have to go behind them and clean this up?? Disgusting people
You can also blame building management for creating such a ridiculous situation. Like just block off the urinal completely. Humans will always be humans. Leave a bag covering and loads of dudes drunk or not will find it hilarious to still piss there.
Wait…what?
The smell….
Of course when I do it, it bursts.
That smell must be horrific.
The urinal is out of order, not the plastic bag
Every time someone pees in that bag it’s like playing russian roulette. Will you be the one to finally put enough pee in it for it to rip and get all over your shoes and legs?
just a needle…
Thoughts and prayers for the poor janitor who has to resolve this. How to take out the bag without it breaking? Leave it in there to evaporate naturally over time? Get a siphon pump and transfer the accumulation to a solid container?
Poke a small hole and catch it. Or hopefully there’s a drain in that bathroom…
That's some foul shit piss!
That bag is time bomb
That’s good quality bag.
The smell must be horrible.
Hate to be that one to many pee
funniest thing ive seen in a while.. although im quite certain the janitor wont be amused
I like to live life dangerously
Wonton soup
Use a shop vac and just vacuum it all out and dump it right down a drain. Then wash out the vaccuum with alot of soap..
Prison hooch.
Nsfw tag? Lol
Kick the bag
You can’t tell a dude where he can and can’t pee in the public toilet, he’s just gonna go fucking everywhere like a dickhead
At this point it's a game. Piss in the bag and risk it finally bursting, or get the satisfaction of knowing you added to the piss that'll one day drown some unlucky sod in a torrential flood of peepee juice.
Disgusting
Wtf
I bet that STINKS
I think I would've died if I step inside due to the smell of urine.
I can't talk right now, I'm making PISS!
Guys can be such cunts. But, how could you not?
The bag is never out of order.
Can’t be real lol. Half full of piss from a whole bunch of different men and it would be unbearable to stand close enough to piss in
Fake.
What the fuck
The forbidden tea bag.
I wish I could unsee this
I’m gonna piss in it
Please tell me this is photoshopped....
This is the way.
I can’t imagine the smell from this
It's so cloudy you can't even see the tile pattern through it
I wish I didn’t see this
This is just a high stakes game of Jenga for boys
My mind throws up whenever I see this.
I can't imagine that smell, but I bet it's terrible.
What hentai is this the start of?
Mom found the piss orb
thats my 13 reason
A PERSON CAN BATHE IN THAT PISS BAG WHAT THE FUCK
Image that bursting and you are shutting no place to go
Pissing rulete
Oh piss off
I feel so sorry for the one who need to try and clean that
The piss bag wasn't something I was expecting to see today, caught me off guard
People are horrible
Walmart? this happened in the store i worked at
Restrooms in public areas can really get nasty. I was going to say that this photo was from a truck stop as truckers are notorious for pissing in bottles and then throwing the bottles out wherever they stop.
Throw a dart and run
Id feel alot better and alot warmer in a bag full of pee
Apple juice
I wouldn't want to be in that bathroom at all. For one, it clearly isn't cleaned much, but also I'd fear that bag bursting and releasing gallons of piss. There's no outrunning that.
Disgusting
The new Russian Roulette
Well, that's something you don't see every day..
What brand garbage bag is that. Disgusting, but a helluva advert at the same time.
LMFAO
The cleaner: "I quit"
Ayo, come get y'all juice
why do men
I wouldn’t want to be there when that shit bursts. Hope it does so on the first asshole who started pissing in the bag.
I just wanna take a needle and stab it
The Most Dangerous Game. No pointy shoes or spurred footwear.
I wanna live in that bag 🥺
Looks like it holds up better than my last car
That's a lot of piss
Thanks Einstein
That's a fortune in Liquid gold!?! 😍
ima take a shit in da urinal
Back in the frat days dudes used to do this and make the freshman clean it (I was one of the freshman at one point) lmao good times. I hope this isn’t a public restroom but it’s probably a frat lol
You should've got a fish tank siphon
Is it just me or do i wanna throw something like a used barbecue stick at it
A fork? A bone? WHAT IS A BARBECUE STICK???
Like is anyone hydrated? That’s close to kidney failure colour lol 😂 also, this is nothing. I work in a group home 🤷🏻♀️
Water probably evaporated
Fake
Fucking gross 🤮
😂😂😂😂😂 I would throw a dart at that bag while standing at the door. Once it’s popped I’d run out and lock the door from the outside
I can smell this picture 🤢
People are deranged 🤢
God let's just hope there not wearing crocks or worse sandals when it pops
I hope there's not shit in there and since when do employees leave a bag over an out of order toilet
The smell..
It's a time bomb. To be the one taking a pissed when that thing pops
That is one game of Jenga you really don’t want to lose.
eww
This is like a weird version of hot potato, where the loser leave the toilet with wet shoes and a ruined day
Thats fuckin wild haha
Not my proudest fap
Well, at least the general public seems to be healthy with that golden brown hue
the cursed apple juice
Wtf
Probably smells like fresh hell
Luckily there’s stuff to turn all that pee into powder or gel
LOL I'd piss there. You gotta add to it lmaoo
imagine the smell
Gid damn that bag company should do a commercial with that holy hell how hasn't it ripped yet?
That takes some serious commitment
I have so many questions why would any keep peeing in that
The poor cleaner that has to deal with this
At that distance, the photographer would be dead of radiation poisoning in... oh, wait, that's not Chernobyl...
If this were the Tomahawk Truckstop south of Colorado Springs, it wouldn’t surprise me
Welcome to America. I bet there is a glory hole in the stall three feet over.
Lol
Some sizers could make this a lot more funny.
If I were the cleaning guy and I saw that, I'd walk out the door in the spot.
Forbidden Apple Juice
Bro you rich. Can sell that to people that are getting drug tested... Hmm maybe not..
Still has room what's the problem?
Big dong energy
That bag alone contains 3 variants of syphilis