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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.







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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Cute but creepy

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

C'est magnifique










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When you come across a feel-good thing.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.



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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

Did somebody say 'Murica?

OBJECTION!

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

A glowing commendation for all to see

When you come across a feel-good thing.


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Thank you stranger. Shows the award.




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Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

I'm in this with you.


  1. I am a very good cook. But I hate cooking

  2. Always, I always had problems. When I was 9 I had an ovarian cyst burst. Went to the ER. The doc said washing the vulva would prevent cyst bursts.

  3. Great job. I have a stand mixer and I still make everything by hand

  4. ...were the catchers just not interested in holding on tight? Or was the increased momentum of her falling too much pressure for a strong hold?

  5. The same as everybody else. We are people, not giraffes.

  6. I got the first four, and 9...and I still think Taint is a shitstain.

  7. I consider every human, other animals, plant, fungus, etc super fucking special. Like how geeked would I be if we found a new living species on another celestial body in our solar system, or further out. Fucking unreal excited. I would piss myself, excited. So that's how I see you all. You're all stardust, mixed with alien spooge from space rocks. And you survived. You're all amazing.

  8. What about consent is so hard?

  9. Not a medical doctor. A doctor of extraterrestrial biology. That's what I'd like to be.

  10. Thank you for doing these

  11. Dad was a firefighter, mom was a cop, then a nurse. They both hated cops.

  12. Glad your mom got out, sounds like it was a good career change

  13. Absolutely. Detroit police in the 80s, oye

  14. I'd crush all their pelvis'

  15. Omg yes. I hate being hot

  16. Burn everything you can part with, dressers, furniture, bedding, mattress. If you don't burn them, throw them away, and destroy them/ Mark them as bed bug contaminate. Purchase a large bottle of potion called HARRIS EGG KILL & RESISTANT BED BUG KILLER. Buy several boxes of gallon and two gallon zip lock bags to store everything in, carpenter bags for large things. Get a vacuum and several bags. Get mattress covers. Put double sided tape around all the electrical sockets and base boards. Put the feet of your bed frame in strong bowls (Wal-Mart has wheatgrass plastic bowls for a dollar) put dish soap water and salt in the bowls. Call in a person to heat treat the house. Spray regularly, vacuum regularly, dump the vacuum outside and leave the vac outside, covered with a bed bug warning.

  17. The girl in brave has a bow, rapunzel has a pan, snow White has an army of animals, Jasmine has a tiger, Pocahontas has a knife, ...what am I missing?

  18. Is this aimed at people experiencing trauma, or just people with miniscule First World problems, and the sapience of a goat?

  19. It's simple misogyny. Women are evil and should never be allowed to reach beyond mediocre potential, nor be given personal agency, because male hominids are insecure and must punish women for existing as desirable entities.

  20. If you tell her stuff like "I made my gf disappear" or "you'll never find my gf, she's like a ghost!" Or honestly, the truth, but not in writing and not inside work. You'll make HER look crazy when she tells coworkers. And if the cops come, deny deny deny, she'll look super crazy.

  21. Just give her a deadpan stare with the old Manson Lamps. "You're not going to find her. Nobody's ever going to find her now."

  22. Exactly. Get weird(er) with it. Lean into the Hitchcock angle. But never write any of this on text or social. And try to keep off cameras. You don't want a record of it. She needs to feel crazy.

  23. I do it all day. Any time I'm selling insurance, any time I make a purchase. I make sure everything is weighted, so I'm properly consenting, or my clients are fully educated to consent.

  24. With Misophonia, the sounds drive me batty. They fill me with rage. Therefore I say I hate ASMR. Does the pre-existing condition invalidate my opinion?

  25. I think Douglas Adams describes this as an SEP field. Somebody else's problem

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