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When you follow your heart, love is the answer

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This hits me right in the feels

Prayers up for the blessed.

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When you come across a feel-good thing. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.

A glowing commendation for all to see

This hits me right in the feels

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Gives 700 Reddit Coins and a month of r/lounge access and ad-free browsing.

An amazing showing.

For an especially amazing showing.

When you follow your heart, love is the answer

This goes a long way to restore my faith in the people of Earth

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I'm in this with you.

When the love is out of control.

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  1. Guys you can’t break a chain of that gauge with a shovel lmao.

  2. It was wrapped around a flimsy water pipe. Sam was gone for hours. He could have 100% found a way to break free.

  3. The noise he made would have alerted the enabling mom. He's got no conventional way out of his situation.

  4. i duno, maybe hide a rock in his pocket and smash the guys head in? I get being careful, but there's no scenario in which he lets him go, so why not go down swinging?

  5. He's waiting for Trump to pardon him when he gets restored next week

  6. Not just at CVS, I say no thanks because if I just say no, the next question usually is "do you want to sign up". If I say, no, the next quesiton is, why not, here are the benefits, etc, etc. No thanks right at the get go usually moves things along

  7. Beautiful? this is the ugliest thing I have seen here today

  8. OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

  9. So a drunk person injures themselves? That's what passes for this sub these days

  10. I'm watching a stream where they asked the Lead Investigator what the resolution was. If I recall correctly, he said a pixel would be around 5cm.

  11. All that’s needed for those parties is a cake, that’s all, the rest of the money these morons would spend on stuff like this would be better used in saving up for the child’s future, which if they had these parents would still probably be a waste of time of money.

  12. All that’s needed is to not have a party revealing a gender

  13. We had a kid in my neighborhood who asked us for food. We gave him a pop tart and then we were afraid that maybe he was allergic or something. Had to tell him the next time he came by that he needed to get his moms permission before we give him anything but water.

  14. I was at the park with my kids last winter and some kid was struggling with the zipper on his jacket and asked me to help. I had to send him away because the last thing I needed was some Karen mom running up and screaming bloody murder that “he’s ripping my kid’s clothes off!!!!”

  15. I understand why everyone is mentioning kidnappings and shit because of the news. But if you look at crime statistics compared to the 70-80’s we are way safer now.

  16. The risk is not kidnapping. The risk is someone accusing you of kidnapping and ruining your life

  17. How can you not see that, driver and guy standing?

  18. A neighbor spent $40k in inventory from lularoe and another $15k converting the garage to a showroom. Her husband left her a few months back because she was "too far gone"

  19. I know what a coworker of mine sunk into this and she didn't have half this inventory. I can't imagine the amount she's "invested" and the amount she is loosing

  20. A neighbor spent $40k in inventory from lularoe and another $15k converting the garage to a showroom. Her husband left her a few months back because she was "too far gone"

  21. How did she expect to have kids with him and nobody figure it out? Why not have sex with her gay husband just for the purposes of baring children that are clearly his?

  22. How is he still around after randomly murdering a guy at a wedding like a psychopath?

  23. The US Customs Agent who looked down his nose at Niles and Frasier enjoying a late afternoon caviar, what a snob!

  24. Could have been a good father if he was given the chance. I wish Rhaenyra just married him..

  25. How did she expect to have kids with him and nobody figure it out? Why not have sex with her gay husband just for the purposes of baring children that are clearly his?

  26. Pro tip: if you don't need constant to access your credit, simply freeze it with all 3 bureaus. Want to apply for a credit card or a loan? Unfreeze, apply, and then re-freeze. It takes 10 minutes of extra effort and no one can open anything in your name while it's frozen.

  27. Freezes are good, but their system for allowing an unfreeze is very weak. You have the option to use a PIN, bit if you forget your PIN, you can unlock by answering some security questions like who holds your mortgage, what streets did you reside on, etc. If someone stole your identity and you are using a freeze to mitigate things, that person won't have a hard time answering those questions and unfreezing. They really need to get their act together and find a more secure way to free/unfreeze

  28. And this is why you MUST slap any load and say “that ain’t going nowhere”. Lesson learned, lesson learned.

  29. nah, you just need your left hand out the window to support the 300 pound object - that should do it

  30. https://c.tenor.com/LQFj-Bg4tr4AAAAd/installed-kramer.gif

  31. "we gave you a week" is way more reasonable than most of the things I've seen around here.

  32. The underlying factor is Religion paired with power hungry people in charge.

  33. well yeah, 99% of the women there are still covering their hair even though they are burying a child simply for uncovering her hair

  34. So sincere Christians find these memes offensive? I imagine I would if I were a true believer

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