alien_philosopher







  1. The way his legs and feet are posed here gives me the ick. Very gay (I know he tried to mouth fuck his cousin but that's just boys being boys)

  2. I once caught my girlfriend going through my messages. I got mad at her but only for an hour and I don't consider it a big deal. Women are naturally jealous creatures.

  3. Your honor, the jury finds the defendant not guilty on all counts of murder.

  4. I heard about a guy who just used it as an excuse to dip out on his wife and kids. So let's say 5,999,999.

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