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NemoNewbourne

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.


NemoNewbourne

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

I don't need it, I don't even necessarily want it, but I've got some cash to burn so I'm gonna get it.







NemoNewbourne

I'm in this with you.

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.


NemoNewbourne

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.




NemoNewbourne

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I'm in this with you.










NemoNewbourne

Shows the Silver Award... and that's it.

Thank you stranger. Shows the award.

When you come across a feel-good thing.

A glowing commendation for all to see

I'm genuinely flabbergasted.

When something new and creative wows you. Gives %{coin_symbol}100 Coins to both the author and the community.


  1. Thank you, Foehammer1982, for voting on haikusbot.

  2. That looks fungal, look at the nail its coming apart in layers. Not saying to embarrass anyone just to make sure person address's it. cheers!

  3. Okay. Just check everything for viruses and fungi. (throws up in mouth a bit)

  4. I would tell you to kill it with fire. Before it does the same to you.

  5. I had to chuckle. I no longer have fingerprints on my thumb and index finger because of a P4 in a Dell. I swear I turned it off for a half hour before I messed with it. They did get hot.

  6. That person was telling you to start smoking so it colour matches the rest of the mouse, not that you smoke.

  7. I am being asked to wear shoes within the confines of a company I invented.

  8. Keep in mind that if she were to actually become the VP, Ivana wouldn't be the last Trump to take a deadly fall down a flight of stairs.

  9. Some people’s brain chemistry makes choices for them. Have some empathy.

  10. Not sure you're getting the word "Gore" down, exactly...

  11. I hate to say it, but you’re better off moving. If you’re neighbors aren’t willing to voluntarily comply, this is going to end up a long drawn out battle.

  12. Not with enough spray foam, it won't! Just fill the other half of the duplex bruh.

  13. That and I assume they're produced primarily by the lead actor, who also writes and directs them. There's no production hell on those movies. No uncertainty about whether the director will approve of the script, or if an actor will back out at the last minute. It is pitched to the studio and they can start filming right away. The actors have all worked together before, the crew is familiar with the director, and the process is all buttoned up from the get-go.

  14. A presidential SUV being awkwardly rerouted from the US Capitol.

  15. Colors. Although I find them both to be ugly

  16. I couldn't imagine spending more than 5hrs on the web and not see the bots and earners.

  17. Americans... Burgers... Walking distance. You're hilarious.

  18. Hoo boy, I bet USA 7/11's could high fructose corn syrup the hell out of that fruit cup!!

  19. Yeah, I wouldn't base future survival of folks based on flowing water at this point. Just sayin'.

  20. Suddenly the glass lamp part of the ceiling fan ISN'T the worst thing I could hit with nunchuks.

  21. So... this year, everyone's coming dressed as a US Congress member ?

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