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  1. And leaders of "Liberal Democracies" like Churchill starved millions deliberately in the Bengal Famine.

  2. Hey ChefGoneRed do you have any candidates that represent your political views running for office?

  3. Learn to reddit. A crosspost credits the original content while sharing to a greater audience. It's the right way to do it.

  4. we're watching Bill Maher slowly turn into Andy Rooney

  5. now they buy from z list cast members of reality shows who drop ship crap from overseas at 500% markup

  6. "Based"? Are you fucking kidding me? I spent a decent portion of my life writing all of that and your response to me is "Based"? Are you so mentally handicapped that the only word you can comprehend is "Based" - or are you just some fucking asshole who thinks that with such a short response, he can make a statement about how meaningless what was written was? Well, I'll have you know that what I wrote was NOT meaningless, in fact, I even had my written work proof-read by several professors of literature. Don't believe me? I doubt you would, and your response to this will probably be "Based" once again. Do I give a fuck? No, does it look like I give even the slightest fuck about five fucking letters? I bet you took the time to type those five letters too, I bet you sat there and chuckled to yourself for 20 hearty seconds before pressing "send". You're so fucking pathetic. I'm honestly considering directing you to a psychiatrist, but I'm simply far too nice to do something like that. You, however, will go out of your way to make a fool out of someone by responding to a well-thought-out, intelligent, or humorous statement that probably took longer to write than you can last in bed with a chimpanzee. What do I have to say to you? Absolutely nothing. I couldn't be bothered to respond to such a worthless attempt at a response. Do you want "Based" on your gravestone?

  7. Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

  8. Wot the bloomin' donald duck did ya just thumb-suckin' say abaht me, ya lil' bizzich? i’ll 'ave ya kna I graduated whistle and pop of me Bo-le and Glass in the Peas 'n Gravy seals, and i’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on al-quaeda, and I 'ave over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and i’m the whistle and pop sniper in the entire us 'rmed forces. ya 're nuffin' ter me but just anovver target. I will wipe ya the donald duck aahhht wif precision the likes of which 'as never been Pearly Queen before on this earf, Finsbury me thumb-suckin' dickie birds. ya fin' ya can get away wif sayin' that tom Brad Pitt ter me over the internet? fin' again, Feather Plucker. as we speak I am contactin' me secret network of spies across the usa and your ip is bein' traced wite na so ya better prepare for the storm, maggot. the storm that wipes aahhht the pathetic lil' fin' ya call your Porridge Knife. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, Saucepan Lid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill ya in over God in Heaven 'undred ways, and that’s just wif me bare German Bands. not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I 'ave access ter the entire Gooners of the united states marine corps and I will use it ter its full extent ter wipe your miserable butte Frank Bough the Chevy Chase of the continent, ya lil' tom Brad Pitt. if only ya could 'ave knahn wot unholy retribution your lil' “clever” comment was abaht ter brin' daahhhn upon ya, maybe ya would 'ave 'eld your thumb-suckin' Brigham Young. but ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and na you’re payin' the price, ya goddamn idiot. I will tom Brad Pitt fury aw over ya and ya will drahn in it. you’re thumb-suckin' brahn bread, kiddo.

  9. It's one of the two Southern flags, the other one is a blank white flag and more current

  10. Nuclear war would make things cooler by blocking the sun...

  11. Don't forget who wants to abolished the VA

  12. and voted against the veterans toxic fumes benefits bill and said it was because it was "full of Democrat pork" when it was only four pages long

  13. he's looking like he's putting on weight, maybe drinking

  14. No one calls him that, stop it already. He was vilifying the specific group of Republicans who are putting the country at risk because of their closed minded ways. We are all sick of the lies Trump Republicans are spreading, enough is enough

  15. Well, this is meaningless. Doesn’t make any sort of point and only attracts fools.

  16. Guys, OP is a bot. It's made 3 reposts, and in each of them has commented on its own post with a comment that doesn't make any sense for the OP to make. It's likely one of the the top comments from the previous time it was posted

  17. I liked their top John Carpenter movie list. It was great.

  18. The one film from my childhood that is unlikely to be remade. The singular only one.

  19. I went and saw this exhibit when it came to Kansas City. They had a whole section explaining how the cadavers were procured. The claim there, because this was already certainly a concern, was these were voluntarily donated and average citizens who were interested in donating their corpse to science.

  20. Also as compared to the filthy BART stations this looks sterile like a hospital clean

  21. I'll set an egg timer for how long those screens are going to last

  22. don't give shitty graffiti tags social media attention. particularly if it's not even well done. this will be cleaned off quick, who cares.

  23. Hey OP how many Libertarian presidential candidates ever got 5% of the popular vote?

  24. They probably did find out what a sick fuck he was when going through his shit to rob him. Dahmer kept all sorts of horrifying "souvenirs" from his victims..

  25. Once they have the product developed, scale tested, and reliable they fire all the software devs and most of the engineers

  26. he's starting to look like the Iraqi Minister of Information from the GWB days

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