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  1. He’ll get his hearing…in court.

  2. Yeah, you're right. I was misled by the title. I thought that maybe there was a survival technique that I had not heard of. I thought that, based on the title, the boy was surviving for four days on sea water. However, after few minutes of reading, I discovered that this is false and misleading.

  3. The most sure fire way to desalinate the water would be to either boil it and collect the condensation or make an apparatus that allows the sun to evaporate it and same result, collect the condensation.

  4. Wouldn't he then recommend that you filter it thru your kidneys first, before deeming it adaquete to drink?

  5. But then we’re right back to square one! Your kidneys need water to filter out salt. In this rare case the steps go, filter with condensation, drink, filter with kidney, urinate, filter with condensation, and THEN you have clean drinking water to wash down your grubs with.

  6. It's almost as if people can die later, when they were alive before. Shocking. What's the conspiracy

  7. They’re trying to say that because she’s releasing a movie about human trafficking that someone Princess Diana’d her ass.

  8. Forreal lmao, I’m pretty sure every gas station or corner store sells them for like 2 bucks max

  9. The same one. They will just hand wave it away as usual. Something something CGI

  10. This might be weird but I really want a fully fledged sex system where you can do all sorts of things depending on the alien life and where it’s parts are to make a whole new species 😅

  11. Better secure your place in line homie, I heard it’s quite the wait time.

  12. I asked my dog why he was like that for wrapping his leash around my legs and he didn’t like it so he jumped and knocked my phone out of my hand.

  13. No, now I’m not gonna. I’ll sit in my osmosis tank and transcend into immortality.

  14. They called them “ZAAAAHHHH! WHAT THE FUCK DUDE DON’T GO NEAR THAT POND”

  15. There are similar stories, and it’s usually theorized that you changed timelines. It can happen spontaneously or in response to a fatal event, supposedly.

  16. Broooo when I was like ten years old we were renting a place that had a barn with a hay lift to a loft (rope and pulley with a harness attached.) Me being the thrill seeking child I’m sure most ten year old boys are I tied myself to the harness and had my niece pulley me up to the top. To this day I swear she did it on purpose but when I got to the top her grip “slipped” and I fell about 10-15 feet and smacked the back of my head on a John Deere trailer hitch. It felt like I closed my eyes and just opened them back up again but I was surrounded by my family freaking out hoping I wasn’t dead. Didn’t feel any pain once I was awake, no bump on my head, nothing. But I distinctly remember my neck bouncing up and my head hitting that trailer. Never knew about the quantum immortality theory until now. Gives me chills.

  17. Oh… yeah that’s. Terrifying. Super terrifying. If it’s any consolation, anything that can happen does happen in another universe. You just happened to experience one of those bad events briefly. ><

  18. Eh I’m not too concerned about it lmao, I’m still “alive” partying like it’s 1999. Just a trippy thought

  19. And that, kids, is how your mother got tinnitus

  20. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  21. Ur crzy so many thirsty dudes would bang a door knob if the whole was big enough

  22. My guess is population control. Infertility seems to keep popping up. Can’t commit genocide so let’s stop people from procreating

  23. But then why create archaic anti-abortion laws? At this point I get the feeling they're being contradictory on purpose so we fight each other about meaningless stuff while they take our rights.

  24. Bingo, you don’t have enough time to even consider overthrowing a corrupt government if you’re more concerned with your neighbor that has the “MAGA” flag

  25. Ask to be put on the no call list and if it keeps happening, sue them. I heard about this guy who’s made $75,000 in like 11 months because they breached the

  26. Lmao never thought of it like that (also Angel Dust is PCP)

  27. The reason why semantic drift is relevant is that dictionary definitions change over time and are not always sufficient, particularly in regards to words used as colloquially as "petite." It would be like using the dictionary definition to decide the denotation of urban slang.

  28. Sure. Over time some words may change definition, but because you think petite can include heavier set short women doesn’t mean then the definition changes for everyone.

  29. Unfortunately it’s too tight once you get it on there, so you can move it up and down but the center doesn’t really move around and give you the sensation your expecting

  30. how about making a small hole so it leaks out until it reaches the proper tightness and then seal it with tape or smth?

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