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  1. This would be hilarious and glorious all at the same time! Would love to see it!

  2. They have to come with extra shirts and hand them out to other people who would want to work for a while.

  3. If you leave an animal to be bored for hours they're going to destroy stuff, you actually don't have the right to be even mildly infuriated. You are accountable for everything that animal feels. I take on the accountability for what my animals experience, I'm the one trapping them here in my house.

  4. Neither the Reddit post nor the article seem to know how to spell rape. Why are they trying to sugarcoat sexual abuse???

  5. That guy who got stabbed was only 17 years old. The robber didn’t try to attack the clerk so I don’t know if he could claim self defence. Remember that clerk from NY who stabbed a guy who was attacking him ? He got arrested.

  6. It doesn't really matter how old they are when they're trying to take your life away, you have the right to defend yourself. It's a shame that the idiot was so young but maybe they won't do this again LOL till next week.

  7. That is an amazing deterrent. I think I'm going to get some of those stickers for the warehouse at my work.

  8. Imagine your little daughter running up to you after coming out of the bathrooms and saying ‘Daddy there’s a man in there helping us change and watching us’. I don’t think you would be able to hold back my rage

  9. There are plenty of other restaurants to order from, I'm sure.

  10. That’s not what I’m saying. My muscles don’t just get tense. My whole body is guided to move and walk and place my hands in certain places. Sometimes energy stuck somewhere is removed. Sometimes I travel to certain lifetimes of the clients to see an issue and then reiki basically works through it. A number of things happen but this is a small example of what I experience

  11. Did I go back in time? Is it 2020 right now? I am very very confused by the story.

  12. Haha. I'm referring to the mask mandates being over now. They are still doing it at some schools?

  13. Oh please, what else could you have meant? I notice you didn’t even try to explain. Just take your lumps and learn from it, maybe you’ll do better next time.

  14. I'm trying to apologize for being a jerk to you. Again, sorry.

  15. If you're dragging Starlink and internet along with you, that's not "getting away"

  16. The whole reason cell phones got started is because a dude wanted to send a work email from the beach instead of from his computer in the city. Now we have this!

  17. Why everyone screaming like their airplane about to crash? 🥹

  18. Are we going to hold public figures accountable for hurting our feelings now? Things will get more complicated for sure if that is the case. Biden said that I ain't black since I didn't vote for him, and that's offensive because I identify as black. Is that worth a couple hundred thousand at least???

  19. Possibly where that idea came from in the first place LOL. You know, the second one on there...

  20. I wanted to take the class on making paper airplanes in first grade but I ended up signing up too late and got in only to the first aid class. One day my sister was choking, and that class saved her life.

  21. Without question, the person pulling out from the stop sign is at fault.

  22. I guarantee you that Elon Musk does not smoke weed everyday.

  23. A pedophile only gets 60 days? If she lived near me she would want to be in prison. I think we are just not being proactive enough as citizens to create a need for longer sentences for pedophiles. Jail time is there, partly to protect the guilty party from a mob coming to rip them apart. Like I said, we are not proactive enough. (I do not condone violence, in case anyone is confused by my comment.)

  24. My neighbor converted his garage into a hang out room. Now he parks always on thir driveway and street. Every weekend they have a pool party and all their people park in front of my house. There is plenty of parking across from my house but they don't want to be considerate at all. Every weekend they do this to where we are seriously annoyed. The street in front of my house does not belong to me so I have no right to tell them to not park there. I wish they would just park their cars in their friggin garage and stop putting their needs on everyone else. They have like 4 vehicles of their own.

  25. I think he was talking about the guy in the second to last clip, whose leg was all fucked up and bending the wrong way.

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