AsdefronAsh

AsdefronAsh

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A sense of impending doom

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  1. You just shouldn't start them under duress. Poly or else. Too many people do that and are ultimately unhappy.

  2. I really like that you pointed out how it's a bad idea to start any relationship under duress. A lot of comments say that about poly relationships, especially on posts where it's unfortunately used as a magical cure-all band-aid on the Titanic, and they're absolutely correct.

  3. Reasonable assessment, but there are plenty of guys with smaller penises that wouldn't say shit like that, and plenty of guys with bigger penises that do as well; it almost never has basis in reality and is just used to put the other person down. Plenty of things to criticize about this dude that don't throw good men with smaller penises under the bus with him.

  4. Just wanted to say I agree with you. I know its meant as a joke towards a POS in this case, but those jokes are why so many men don't believe it when they're told that size doesn't matter to a lot of people. Regardless "too small" and "too loose" are both insults that should die already.

  5. Yeah - if he really thought that a nice apartment in Chicago would be $800/mo, he’s dangerously naive.

  6. No no, he asked for HER HALF of the $400! So he thought it was just 400 bucks total! Even more of a dumb dumb

  7. No one will take her seriously and her accusation has no teeth.

  8. Exactly. Tell both in the same trip through the building. Go tell your superior/supervisor/boss, then when you leave their office you should immediately go to tell HR so your superior can't use that against you. In case of assholery like trying to fire you, claim you didn't tell them, etc. Personally, I'd also tell one or two coworkers if I happened to be good friends with any.

  9. Been there, my friend tried to throw her phone to our other friend sitting beside me and her aim sucked. Hit me right in the eye. That bitch hurt, had a black eye from it for a while. We were going to a big gathering later and I was getting frustrated repeatedly explaining to the large amounts of people asking how it happened. My other friend and I made up a ton of dumb jokes for answers. I'm glad that friend jumped in to make jokes and make me feel better, I was further tempted to cause the same shit to the girl who gave me the black eye for each person that hounded me after lmao.

  10. tbh if he had had a very severe mental illness it would at least kind of explain it (but not excuse it)

  11. Right? Same here. I need to do the dishes but my brain is just like nah bro that sounds too exhausting, let's just overthink and stare at the wall. Between his crime and the fact that he's going to a massively expensive private special needs school for ADHD, I wonder if he's the type that's never had to face consequences for any of his actions before. Unless his ADHD is bad enough to require special help with the work, but I'm poor so it seems like a major over correction to me.

  12. He doesn't think it's a big deal bc his opinion of you is so low. He doesn't love you. He's comfortable with you. HE feels good so he doesn't even care abt you. I'm not sure that he understands that this is how he is but, I'm glad you are leaving. You don't deserve this.

  13. I also sincerely hope OP knows that his opinion of her isn't low because of anything about her, or that his opinion of her specifically is low. His opinion of everyone is lower than his opinion of HIMSELF, so in my experience with AHs like him, this is a cycle that's bound to continue in his relationships.

  14. Are you mormon? How tf do you have 200 family members?

  15. Lmao no, not Mormon. My dad has like a dozen siblings, because his parents both had kids from their first marriages. Then they had more kids together, and each of them have 2-6 kids each. I have at least 50 cousins on his side alone. My mom's side is smaller, but still.

  16. Rage? Takes time for that to grow with some. Once it's there, it doesn't go away.

  17. I went the route of rage also. Had a newborn the first time and I couldn't afford to fall into depression (I've dealt with depression and anxiety since I was young, fucked up childhood) because I knew I wouldn't be able to pull myself back out of it. So I switched gears and chose anger. That shit was so difficult to reign in, I still have a hard time letting things go and struggling to not react with more anger/irritation than the situation warrants.

  18. See, I could imagine a few scenarios in which most of that could actually happen in 3 hours. I don't even personally care if a story is 100% real, kinda fake to improve a few details, or 100% fake but believable. As long as it isn't impossible or so fake you'd have to be stupid to entertain the idea, I'm good. I've lived through a few "unbelievable" things myself, and I believe a lot of people severely underestimate how stupid, ignorant, cruel, evil, and/or selfish some humans can truly be.

  19. Even in a two-party consent state, all OP has to do is notify the other person that he’s recording.

  20. Thank you! I'm not even being sarcastic/shitty when I say this; a lot of people don't know that, so leaving that pertinent piece of information out could lead someone to believe it's illegal to record the conversation at all. A lawyer would better understand the laws in their state/area, but in general, two-party consent states only typically require both parties to be made aware that they're being recorded.

  21. I’m pretty sure the clap is gonorrhea?

  22. Yeah you're correct on that but who's to say the little traitors couldn't have, or end up with, both?

  23. Amateurs. Throwing all their points into INT only to end up with 0 WIS to actually make use of it. Smh

  24. Yes. And he's gotta be fast, and he's gotta be larger than life.

  25. I put a small amount of Dawn dish soap on any blood stains, rub it into the fabric, and toss it in the wash. I also wash on cold to prevent it from setting in the stain like hot water will. It's always gotten dried blood off of clothes for me!

  26. Ah no wonder. That stuff is delicious. Their lemon version is great too.

  27. I won't. Huge dicks are painful, man!

  28. I was so confused and of course it’s almost 2 am and my brain is like “carrying her? Did you hold her up like a piggy back while she pegged you?” I’m going to bed. Lmfao.

  29. I thought the same thing and my brain couldn't understand how she'd get the leverage to fuck him that way lmfao

  30. Also consistent with some survivors. I doubt it is his choice any more if she shot him and he is in hospital. That’s mandatory reporting that is. I know that in some countries, law enforcement do not require the permission of the victim to press charges in a domestic violence case. Is that the case in the US?

  31. Domestic violence is a tricky one here in the US, due to a lot of it being he said/she said so often. Its hard to prove a lot of times, and the states' laws can vary greatly. BUT, this would fall under attempted murder, assault with a deadly weapon, assault with intent to kill, something along those lines depending on the state. It would be jumped up to a much, much more serious charge than DV harassment or assault. The majority of those are felonies instead of misdemeanors, which almost always carry a prison sentence.

  32. Depending on where you work at it’s not uncommon. Restaurant workers all be doing it.

  33. Smoking down and fucking. Thats how it was at the restaurant I worked at anyhow. Everyone there was getting stoned and/or fucking someone else that worked there, guaranteed. At least one of the two, often times both at once lmao.

  34. My dad is toxic AF so the whole idea of wanting your dad around is alien to me.

  35. My dad was a toxic AH, but I can still understand why someone would want their dad around. Hell, I want mine to be normal and be around even more than I think I would if I'd grown up with a normal father. I can certainly empathize with the son for wanting his dad to show up for him, and ending up completely disappointed when his dad disregarded his feelings in favor of the stepdaughter's yet again. That kind of thing sticks with you for a while, y'know?

  36. Why not compromise and have it as a middle name to honour your grandfather.

  37. Something tells me the sister would be very quick to shame and insult OP for that as well. I understand why she's upset about the name, but it was unfair and mean to call OP transphobic for liking their grandfather's name. I'd honestly be pissed if I was pregnant and my sister reminded me to stick to a stupid, decade old bet to name my child too.

  38. Accusations get put on your record in America? What the fuck?

  39. Academic records, yes to my knowledge. Criminal record contains convictions, and I believe any ongoing charges that haven't been convicted or dismissed yet. Depends on the situation and who is looking it up.

  40. Hmmm yeah have you ever tried asking her? Like maybe it could give you some kind of peace with it if she explained her side of it

  41. She's already proven herself a liar to OP, she won't give any real answer. If she did, he'd also have proof she lied. Can't have that, can she?

  42. The everyone had a good time is also dishonest because his girlfriend obviously didn't have a good time and he either spent such little time with her he didn't notice, or more likely, he ignored her discomfort.

  43. The girlfriend wasn't there. But I agree with your point that clearly everyone involved didn't have a good time, because the gf is involved thanks to Carly showing up exclusively to bash her.

  44. The paper work had 2 xs marked one for syphilis and one for gonorrhea she was curious as to why the medication box was clicked when we only knew about goneerah, I said well isn't syphilis like one of the most common? I think I was tested for both because of the commonness it was just a simple piss test so they probably just marked down them both, I Remer getting a shot I don't think I took a pill.

  45. Typically, I'd assume they go ahead and test for any other STDs/STIs that can be found in a piss test, when they're doing a piss test for someone, especially when that person's partner tested positive for one. I think it'd be stupid to not test for it.

  46. Yes but he has to get through it for himself one way or another. The dog is an abstraction. Waiting around until the dog is gone to heal is just a defense tactic to avoid the hard emotions. He will always have to live with himself, regardless of who he lives with. He himself is the person that needs to change in order to heal, not his brother’s dog.

  47. That's a very good point I didn't originally read into, though I felt the ultimatum of "choose, the dog or me" a bit xtreme. Being broke as all fuck myself, I was so focused on the fact that it isn't about money. As if OP is popping champagne and traveling the world in their yacht. It's about homelessness, which a ton of people don't seem to understand. I totally understand why it's such a hard decision for them, it's either rehome your sons cherished pet/ESA, or have all 3 of you and the dog lose your only option for housing. (Where I am, section 8 isn't just something you "get" when you apply for it, even with literally zero income so for a lot of us it isn't that damn easy. To the replies suggesting they "just" do that instead.)

  48. Sure if that’s the way their parenting agreement is written, that would be one way it happens. Frequently enough the person who makes more money is responsible for purchasing clothes for the child. And then you buy two and ship one to each house

  49. Never heard of that. Shared custody with my daughter, her dad and I are responsible for what she has at our own house. He pays child support, since he makes more, but that has nothing to do with specifics on buying clothes. That's bizarre, I've never heard that about anything other than expensive private school uniforms.

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